Jokes Part 3

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace". Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.... "MOMMY MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAY GROUND AND DADDY AND.." Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and..... "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army." Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!!!

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A mother and her son having conversation.

M : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in a freezer?

S: Don't know. Anyhow you can't put the a big elephant into the freezer.

M: 1)Open the freezer door 2) Push the elephant inside 3) close the door. I didn't specify how big the freezer was, did I?

S: OK you got me.

M: Now this is a bit difficult. What are the 4 steps, no more no less, to put a giraffe into a freezer?

S: err errr.....

M:1) Open the freezer door 2) Take out the elephant 3) push the giraffe into the freezer 4) close the door.

S : hah you got me again!

M : OK now go to bed.

Next morning, the son was doing his homework and got a question for his mom.

S: Mom, I'm doing my homework and I got a question.

M: Go ahead.

S: What is the coldest animal in the world?

M: Polar Bear

S: No

M: Penguin

S: No, try again.

M: Whale?

S: Nope

M: OK I give up......what is it?

S: .............its the giraffe that you left in the freezer over night.