The BEST "Out of Office" Auto Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 forthe first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system....You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons....When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

9. Due to inappropriate contents in your email, please notice that this email is forwarded to the nearest police station.

10. This message will explode in 5 seconds... Good luck, Mr. Hunt...

11. How many times should I tell you ??? I received your mail already, please stop sending this mail. It is 435 times already !!!

12. Thank you for sending me an email. Currently I am experiencing high volume email to be answered. Please try to send back later.

13. Wrong address, sorry !

14. This email is rejected due to missing stamps.

*received e-mail from Bong. Thanks!