Facts about Software Guys

Project Manager:- is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer:- Is a Person who thinks a single women cannot deliver a baby in nine months.

Onsite Coordinator:- Is one who thinks single women can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client:- Is one who knows that it takes a man, a women & nine months to deliver a baby. But expects otherwise.

Marketing Manager:- Is a Person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and women is available or not.

Resource optimization team:- Thinks I don’t want man or women. I’ll still produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation team:- Will think I don’t care how a child is delivered. I’ll just document 9 months.

QA Auditor:- This is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.